Reviews & Salutations

The Galaxy is Raving . . .

. . . about Greetings Lurflings — The Podcast!

“Hello. What do you want me to say? Are you going to pay me for this? No? Then I’m not writing anything. I don’t care if you’re my son.”

— GURI'S MOTHER #12

“Brilliant. An epic journey through space and time.”

— BALTIMORE EVENING SUN, MAY 12, 1951

“I’m speechless. This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard. And that includes the time I watched my kid brother vacuum up our cat.”

— SUSAN FROM DETROIT

“I didn’t think it was all that bad. Definitely not as stupid as everyone else is saying. And the cat is actually fine.”

— TED, SUSAN'S BROTHER IN DETROIT

““HOW DO I LISTEN TO ONE OF THESE EPISODES, TED? IS THIS THE WEBSITE YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO? ALSO, I CAN’T GET MY EMAIL TO WORK. CAN YOU COME OVER AND FIX IT FOR ME? HELLO?”

— SHEILA, SUSAN AND TED'S MOTHER IN DETROIT

“Embarrassing. Embarrassing for all involved. This is what a Johns Hopkins writing degree gets you?”

— BOB, ERIC'S FATHER

“A work of genius.”

— THE NEW YORK THYMES

“000111001001001100011111000111010011. Idiots.”

— SHIPWARD, MEEPORPIAN SHIP COMPUTER

“I listened to the first episode and I honestly had no idea what was happening.”

— FRED FROM QUEENS

“I don’t know what these other reviewers are talking about. This podcast has the potential to redefine what is possible with today’s new media”

— ERIC FRIEDMAN, GREETINGS LURFLINGS PODCAST

“When I listened to the first episode, my life was changed forever. I could not believe what I was hearing — there are aliens living here among us! This explains everything.”

— BARBARA DOOSENDOORF, SWEDEN

“This has real promise. Promise to stop making new episodes”

— THE DAILY HERALD

“Lurf sounds fun. Can’t wait to visit! Send an embroidery when you can!”

— GLERKK, ROM ZERO, TWO CLICKS OUTSIDE ALPHA CENTAURI

“Shakespeare. James Joyce. David Foster Wallace. These are all authors that are so much better than these incompetent morons.”

— SAMUEL CLEMENS

“Why are they eating boats? Why?”

— LINDA, BOISE IDAHO YACHT CLUB

“It sounded like the ramblings of two insane High School sophomores. I wish I could unlisten to this somehow. I’ve been having nightmares — why do I keep coming back. What is wrong with me? My therapist says I don’t value my time.”

— PHILBERT FROM CALIFORNIA

“I listened to the first few episodes, but it didn’t really make all that much sense. I actually fell asleep during the third episode and had to be woken up. I missed my cue.”

— PAUL FISHER, GREETINGS LURFLINGS PODCAST

“There is no other word or sentence that I could say that would really give this work it’s doo. Maybe, dare I say it, genius. It is unparalleled.”

— SALLY SILVERSTEIN, MANAGER, RED ROOF INN

“Theend Maaad!!!! Theend never get last word! Theend demand that we —”

— "THE END", HALF-BAKED PODCAST CHARACTER, GREETINGS LURFLINGS